DIGITAL AGENCY

Ride for the Brand says

• Never approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear or a fool from any direction.
• A bronc rider should be light in the head and heavy in the seat.
• Any cowboy can carry a tune. The trouble comes when he tries to unload it.
• When in doubt, let your horse do the thinkin’.
• When a cowboy's too old to set a bad example, he hands out good advice.
• Worry is like a rockin' horse. It's something to do that don't get you nowhere.
• Never squat with your spurs on.
• Poor is having to sell the horse to buy the saddle.
• Broke is what happens when a cowboy lets his yearnin's get ahead of his earnin’s.
• Always drink upstream from the herd.
• Never miss a good chance to shut up.
• Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.
• Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.
• Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
• Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
• If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it's still there.
• If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
• Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
• If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
• Don't squat with your spurs on.
• It don't take a genius to spot a mule in a herd of cattle.
• Keep your fences horse-high, pig-tight & bull-strong.
• Never drop your gun to hug a grizzly bear.
• Being thrown by a horse is not the worst thing that's gonna happen to you. It's when you hit the ground.
• A gun and three of a kind always beats three of a kind.

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